Franklin Breaks Record

For the 12th day in a row, nothing at all happened in Franklin that was newsworthy. "We can't even get a dog to bite a man, let alone having a man bite a dog," complained Ed Gruberman of the Franklin Times. "We've been filling the newspaper with Lorem Ipsum phrases just to have text to put around the ads." When asked, Franklin residents said that they hadn't noticed the difference. Most had just been using the newspapers to line bird cages and to wipe windows. One sharp-eyed subscriber had noticed the Lorem Ipsum text, and wrote in Loren Ipsen in last month's election, which explains how we have a new city counsel member who received the only vote in the election that had a record low turnout.