Greenville Declares Bankruptcy

"We don't know where the money went!" All of the budget for the town of Greenville has vanished, according to Mayor Moneypenny. "It just seems to have disappeared," he added. Mayor Moneypenny was unable to comment further as he drove off in his brand new Rolls Royce. All budget funds for the town are kept in Moneypenny Savings and Loan, which closed its doors today without warning. Concerned citizens and depositors in the Savings and Loan seem to think that Mr. Moneypenny might know more than he is letting on.